all i want for christmas

Dear Santa,

I wont two wokey tokeys,

handcufs and foot ball shoos.

and mak the Texas longhorn's win.

your bud Adam

i've got you covered

Here's a quick, easy, inexpensive Christmas decorating tip:

1. Go to IKEA.
2. Buy pillow covers in the Christmas colors of your choice.
3. Cover your existing pillows.
4. Sit back, relax, and enjoy your "craftiness."

one year ago...