all i want for christmas

Dear Santa,
I wont two wokey tokeys,
handcufs and foot ball shoos.
and mak the Texas longhorn's win.
your bud Adam


i've got you covered

Here's a quick, easy, inexpensive Christmas decorating tip:

  1. Go to IKEA.
  2. Buy pillow covers in the Christmas colors of your choice.
  3. Cover your existing pillows.
  4. Sit back, relax, and enjoy your "craftiness."